Become a Pirate and Help Stop Global Warming
Recent studies confirm that the decline of pirates since the late eighteenth century closely parallel the rise in atmospheric temperature (global warming).
Scientists are concerned that the steady decline in pirates will have devastating effects on global climate.
In other words, pirates are cool.
... ummm, no we're not being serious. Sometimes even we lighten up. Have a nice weekend - matey.
A little satire from Venganza.org